The Lengths They Go...

You have to admire the dedication and commitment of your Committee. Have you ever stopped to ponder how many hours are spent discussing and formulating the club's programme, analysing the accounts and deciding what colour to paint the commodore's car port?

This came in last night, following what must have been a gruelling night at the Royal. The bar bill tells the whole story, but here is a report from our man on the scene, Robert White:

"A lot to discuss in the Royale tonight - summer cruise, horse meat scandal, new pope - hopefully the attached receipt reflects the seriousness of the discussion."