Not to be Outdone...

Clearly stung by Chris's pink kicking strap, Donald has responded by fitting a state of the art flushing loo to his boat, perhaps the first ever to be seen on a Flying Fifteen. Is there nothing Donald would not do to keep his crew happy on those long, slow beats to oblivion?

Will need to check FF rule book to see if this is allowed. Convenient, certainly, and popular with the prostate-challenged, but is it legal? If approved at committee, may we come alongside and use it before races? Is there likely to be a charge? 1p, perhaps...