What to Say to Princess Anne

For starters:

"Loch Broom Sailing Club members, six of us, began the skiff movement in Ullapool and built two of the very first boats. Ours is called Loki, after a Norse god."


"By the way, we also sail Flying Fifteens as did your father, brother and I believe you also sailed Coweslip many times with Uffa Fox, the designer. You can see our fleet over there, opposite the club house. Ten of them, one of the largest fleets in Scotland, Your Royal Highness."



"Would you care to sail with us before you leave?"


"Where, by the way, is Cowslip these days, Ma'am."

"And how are you enjoying your new boat. A Rustler, I believe? We had one in the loch last year, royal blue and very smart she was too. RCC, of course."

Finally:

"We were hoping for a royal warrant during Jubilee year, but were disappointed. The Royal Loch Broom has such a ring. Could we perhaps persuade you to become our patron instead. We can offer you a free mooring but we have no showers."