For starters:
"Loch Broom Sailing Club members, six of us, began
the skiff movement in Ullapool and built two of the very first boats. Ours is
called Loki, after a Norse god."
"By the way, we also sail Flying Fifteens as did
your father, brother and I believe you also sailed Coweslip many times with Uffa
Fox, the designer. You can see our fleet over there, opposite the club house.
Ten of them, one of the largest fleets in Scotland, Your Royal
Highness."
"Would you care to sail with us before you leave?"
"Where, by the way, is Cowslip these days, Ma'am."
"And how are you enjoying your new boat. A Rustler,
I believe? We had one in the loch last year, royal blue and very smart she was
too. RCC, of course."
Finally:
"We were hoping for a royal warrant during Jubilee
year, but were disappointed. The Royal Loch Broom has such a ring. Could we
perhaps persuade you to become our patron instead. We can offer you a free
mooring but we have no showers."